GIRL GUIDES MOONLIGHTING SCANDAL EXPOSED!

CANBERRA CHRONICLE
7 JUNE 2007

The Snorkmeister, Itchy, Hugo and Our Kyle wish to confess. We apologise profusely for attending the Girl Guides meeting on Wednesday.

The decision was a difficult one and weighed heavily on our minds as we helped the girls bake their cookies, but as caring sharing men we got an immense deal of satisfaction from the smile we put on their faces.

We are dreadfully sorry about the 100 run humiliation the rest of the team had to face.

The girls asked after you all but thought it may best for you to stay doing what you do best….cricket it seems

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GIRL GUIDES MOONLIGHTING SCANDAL

CANBERRA CHRONICLE
6 JUNE 2007

Four Founding Fathers were indefinitely suspended last night by team management after it surfaced that they had been "moonlighting" in the local Wednesday Night Girl Guides Cookie "Bake Off" competition. Citing a lack of commitment to the Founding Fathers, the statement provided to the press identified Snorkey, Hugo, Itchy and Our Kylie were to be controversially suspended for inadvertently bringing the Founding Fathers Brand into disrepute.

The Girl Guides Association was contacted and described the four disgraced Fathers as four of the most dedicated girls in the group.

After being named in the 8 man squad Hugo, Itchy and Our Kylie all dropped out of the side on game day raising suspicions of extracurricular activities. Snorkey, believed to be the ring leader, may face tough sanctions and be forced to wear his girl guide uniform in future matches.

In an unprecedented display of commitment, Gilly and Norris came off the bench on short notice thus avoiding a Fathers forfeit and outlay of $96.

But the six member Founding Father squad was never able to recover after learning that their cricketing colleagues had turned their backs on them. In a desperate move and possibly lacking judgement after learning of the Girl Guides scandal, Captain Gladdy enlisted two members of the Joe Dacky squad to bolster the ranks.

Now the laughing stock of the B-Grade competition, the Founding Fathers went down by over a hundred runs for the second time in three weeks.

The Founding Fathers executive team held a post match crisis car park conference. It was determined that the Founding Fathers should meet at the Old Canberra Inn for State of Origin beers and feed ahead of the 10:00pm start next week against the hapless Yallops.

In the 8:

1. Big Kev - Captain

2. Gladdy

3. Conga

4. Gilly

5. Norris

6. to be named

7. to be named

8. to be named

Reserves:

Nads - Newcastle

Choco - Ireland

Gristle - Betty Ford

Girl Guides:

Snorkey

Hugo

Itchy

Our Kylie