Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Founding Fathers run amok in double header double victory

A slick, six man Founding Fathers outfit ran amok in C-Grade at the WICC
this evening smashing the competition to smithereens.

"We were smokin' with the bat tonight" said Captain Nads (7 wickets) who
amassed 84 runs and took a scorcher in the nether regions from an over
exuberant Singer. "And with the ball, well, Norrisses' 12 wickets were
simply mesmerisering." Norris was out just the once for his 45 runs.

"When you've got blokes like Gilly who can deliver the goods with the
gloves and bat in four partnerships and bowl 5 overs you really don't need
8 players." Gilly quietly compiled 57 runs and took 7 wickets with a
clever combination of slightly over pitched deliveries and double
bouncers.

Harmy certainly didn't disappoint either with a plethora of boundaries in
74 runs and 5 wickets including a spectacular stint as part time
wicketkeeper.

Singer was the pick of the fielders and also blazed away for 72 runs with
the bat. He was unlucky with the ball taking just the two wickets. But
the batsman had no interest in seeing Singer bowl the extra overs and the
same was true of the blistering paceman Hugo who only took the one wicket
but was prolific with the bat tallying 63 runs.

The C-grade cellar dweller Founding Fathers SIX accounted for top four
side Polar Bears 209 - 92. The Fathers backed that up with a 184 - 146
victory over the top of the table Dwayne Leverock Spastic Association
Lookalikes and siezed the moment with a couple of settlers while enjoying
the batting. The Fathers have hit a rich vein of from at the business end
of the season and have declared finals intent beating three top four sides
in as many matches.

"I think six is just about right" Norris said to the press gallery after
the double header double victory. "If you look at the style of cricket we
are playing right now I think the extra two players may cramp us up a
bit." "Besides, the beers go a bit further in the carpark - the rest of
the blokes are a bunch of pooftas and are barely fit to carry the drinks"

Singer kindly offered to ice Nadses bollocks in the carpark to a chorus of
rauccous laughter and beer boy Nads barely crept away into the evening
esky (and jewels) intact.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Bilbys hand out some punishment

Six little Fathers went out one day;
Over a car park far away;
Little Bilby said SMACK-SMACK-SMACK-SMACK
And none of the Founding Fathers came back
...from Encampment.Confirmed Encampment so far:
Snorkey
Norris
Nads
Itchy
Cheezy
G-NAT
Harmie (Saturday)
Gilly


Contenders:
Hugo
Billy
Gristle

Long Shots:
Gladdy
KEVIN!
Freaky
Our Kylie

And many others...

Little Bilbies 240 - Founding Fathers 113
Norris lost the toss and it didn't get any better.
Itchy top scored with 18 and Harmie hit 35 in his second dig.
Norris 16
The Mayor 16
Nads first dig 15
Harmie first dig 14
Gilly 1
Nads second dig -2

The bowling and fielding was pretty miserable. Nobody had positive figures except Harmie batting twice and taking 3 for 41 from three overs. But his regulation innings was -14. Itchy was hands down Man of the Match. A respectable -4 with 1 for 22 from his first two overs and Cheezy was ONLY -5 It got worse from there... Nads -8, Gilly -26 Norris -22. The Fathers only took 10 wickets with big gaps in the field. Nads was on a hat trick but... FINE!. Nads got out off three consecutive balls faced... DOUBLE FINE!!! Harmie got the dressing down (FINE!) Cheezy the sitter (FINE!) Harmie no ice (DOUBLE FINE!!!)

IT WAS ALL GOOD IN THE CAR PARK!

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