FOUNDING FATHERS ENCAMPMENT EARMARKED FOR SATURDAY 24 NOVEMBER (OR 1 DEC?) - ONE NIGHT CONGO EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!
Please RSVP to Nads ASAP (I'm in!)
NEXT MATCH
Wednesday 26 September 2007 - 5:30pm THE FORMIDABLE FOUNDING FATHERS VS NFI (Nearly Freakin' Invincible)
NFI will be labelled as misfits after they confront the FORMIDABLE FOUNDING FATHERS on Wed at 5:50pm. The Fathers look like making it 8 wins in 10 matches after coming home with a wet sail last season and barely missing out on the B Grade semi finals. NFI has a fearsome reputation but will unquestionably crumble under the pressure of a superior Founding Fathers outfit. In the last few matches GILLY, ITCHY AND NORRIS have led from the front with well timed jibs and outward cricketing aggression at the likes of GG and AEI.
GILLY can make life worse for a batsman than a red headed, frecklefaced, drunken ex -girl friend at your weddin' to your 3rd missus.
KEVIN! and GRISTLE are also well known for taking on the toughest SLEDGERS in the competition.
And the BALLS NADS BOWLS ARE HUGE!!! NICE BALLS NADS!!!
GLADDY takes nothin from nobody and didn't appreciate the Papa Smurf Jibe (DON'T MESS WITH HIM - HE TOOK 6 for -20 INCLUDING A HAT TRICK!)
CARL pitched in $30 of the required $100, stamping his foot on immortality as a future fully fledged Founding Fathers Formidable InFincible! (Nickname pending...)
(ITCHY kicked in the required $100; $75 in bills and $25 in shrapnel - thaaaaanks maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!)
THE FOUNDING FATHERS PICKED UP 24 POINTS IN TWO WEEKS OF CRICKET AND LEAD THE LADDER AT THE NICC WITH TWO WINS AND ZERO LOSSES AHEAD ON FOR AND AGAINST AND ARE LOOKING CERTAIN OF AN A-GRADE BERTH AND GLORY IN 07/08!
In the 8
1. Itchy
2. Gladdy - Captain and beer boy
3. Norris
4. Hugo
5. Gilly
6. Mick
7. Mash????
8. Anyone???? Choco????
Other possibilities:
Rowan - can he play?
Conga - bored of retirement?
Inzy - how's the ankle?
Kevin! - did you end up amputating the leg?
Our Kylie - the best - absolute legend - soon to return.
Nads - away somwhars next week;
Gristle - soon to return - (four months?)
Snorkey - "I'll be back...
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