Founding Fathers Conquest Weston Creek Car Park

Roiters - Oct 2007

After years of dominating the Lyneham Indoor Cricket Centre Competition Car Park, a change of scenery for the Founding Fathers is on the cards. The Founding Fathers are in demand and are being courted heavily by rival indoor cricket centre: Weston Creek. Ever since dominating the LCG C-Grade competition and a late season B-Grade surge (and after tonight's thrashing of A-Grade Pumping Booty - match report pending from the comeback kid Our Kylie) the Founding Fathers are being touted as the side that will put Weston Creek back on the Indoor Cricket map of maps.

To their astonishment, The Founding Fathers each recently received a desperate, insulting, money grabbing $4 tax invoice from the new management at the LCG for a new, unannounced, unpredicted and unprecedented membership fee. This looks to have swung the pendulum to Weston Creek who offers lower match and membership fees, licensed refreshment bar overlooking the grounds, bowling machine and a state of the art car park that stretches to the horizon.

Tuesday night is the preferred night for The Fathers and with the "bye" at the LCG next week the Fathers will be dipping their toes in Weston Creek Cricket waters looking to extend their run of recent form and take the WCCG by storm. Match time is to be confirmed but the honourary inaugural WCCG eight are:

1. Captain Kyles
2. Nads
3. Norro
4. Gilly
5. Choco
6. Hugo - beer boy
7. Itchy
8. Gladdy

Reserves
Our Freaky - has announced a possible return due to the change of grounds
Big Kev! - south side man will be EXCITED!
Mick - stuffed tuft
Gristle - on the mend
Carl - awol
Inzy - not able to run as fast as he used to
Snorkey - sipping pina coladas

Notwithstanding the match Tuesday night the LCG Bye on Wednesday means drinks at the Irish Club ($4 pints) from 7:30pm on Wed for a MANDATORY Extraordinary FFCC General Meeting to discuss the merits of the move make important decisions on other important matters (several - encampment, fines, demerit points, corona in the carpark (Gilly!), ladies night out, and much, much more - the list goes on and on...) and of course watch the 7th ODI between Australia and India at Mumbai.

Love yous all,
Norris