The FFCC Fan Club rivals the Mouseketeers for sheer enthusiasm, raucousness and charm. And they were HOT! HOT! HOT!Rosie
Jasmine
Millie
Liam
Angus
Archie
Jasper
Ella
Oscar
Tanja
Bianca
Amber
Brookie
And the Founding Fathers were scintillating HOT! HOT! HOT!
The Fathers took the ball in hand and The Hapless Thrill Killers were restricted to a paltry 158.
FFCC Bowlers:
Cheezy 2 for 10
Madman 3 for 12
Nads 1 for 13
Gladdy 1 for 16
Billy 2 for 17
Norris 1 for 24
Itchy 0 for 29
Snorkey 2 for 37
The Fathers were confident at the midway point except for Nads
whose body language had all but conceded victory and forshadowed an early retirement. "We need to get back to our winning ways" said Nads. Itchy let rip and gave Nads a right good rev up and away the Fathers went. "We ARE winning Nads. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING - YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH SON! Now get out there and OPEN UP THE SHOULDERS!" Itchy sent in Snorky and Gladdy in a move of sheer genius rivalling Einstein's notion of the existence of a comological constant. Snorky 16
Gladdy 22
The Fathers were well on there way with the first skin.
Next up Nads (prancing like a Gnu in croc infested waters) and Billy the Kid
Nads 34
Billy 8
The Fathers put on 80 runs in the first two partnerships and were on par for the required total of 159.
Enter Captain Itchy and Norris:
Itchy 15
Norris 30
Tail enders Madman and Cheezy needed 34 for victory:
Madman 31
Cheezy 44
200 runs on the board and Fathers were loitering with esky in the carpark before the Thrill Killers had collected the ball from the boundary.
MAN OF THE MATCH - MAYOR MCCHEESE ESQ.
CAPTAINS DRESSING DOWN - NADS
SITTER - TAKE YOUR PICK WE ALL DROPPED AT LEAST ONE
CATCH OF THE MATCH - GLADDY (hounourable mention to Itchy for snaring one that ricocheted off his box!)
FINES - Billy (for not getting a FINE) Snorkey (failed to take the hat trick) Snorkey (jack pot delivery - 14!); NADS AND MADMAN FOR GETTING THE CAPTAIN'S ORDER REGARDING THE OPENING BOWLER HOPELESSLY CONFUSED.
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