WESTON, AUSTRALIA—Founding Fathers high performance coach Itchy held a press conference this morning to reassure fans that, despite an inability to effectively execute their fielding, bowling, or batting, the Founding Fathers were still somewhat comparable to a real indoor cricket team."It's been a tough pre-season so far, and even though we are 2-4, we still have players, uniforms, bats—all the components that technically constitute an indoor cricket team, sort of," Itchy said while grimacing and making a "so-so" gesture with his hand. "Sure, I was stripped of play-calling responsibilities by team management, and I really don't have any clue who will open the bowling for us next Tuesday, but I swear to you, in a weird, very convoluted way, we are in the WICC competition."
Placing his hand over the microphone, Itchy then spoke briefly with an unidentified man near the stage, and announced that, for what it's worth, the organization owns the Internet domain name ffcricket.com through 2010.
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