Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NEWFLASH - Itchy ruled out with injury

The 'Founding Fathers' will be without Itchy for the semi-final next week after he picked up a shoulder injury in last nights loss to 'Kerwin's Mob' aka the wankers.

Itchy's withdrawal has paved the way for one reserve to become the first of the FFCC's new breed of superstars.

Itchy, international indoor crickets record points scorer, was last night ruled out of the upcoming semi-finals by the pressing need for shoulder surgery.

"Of course we would have liked to have him available and we intend to field our strongest possible squad," said Big Kev, who will be the FFCC team manager for the finals series. "But player welfare is important and in this case it's the right call for Itchy not to play."

The decision to ground Itchy comes three days after Norris marked his appointment as FFCC supremo (after a tense boardroom struggle last Saturday night at the Irish club) by revealing his desire to create a team of "superstars that everyone can look up to in this country".

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