Fathers smash the Partridge Family

The Partridge Family is an American television sitcom about a widowed mother and her children who embarked on an encampment career and took up the sport of indoor cricket. The family lived in Weston Creek, a not so quiet Canberran suburb. They enjoyed moderate success in the 1970s but, in the end, body language got the better of them.

The Partridge Family's biggest hit came in the first over when they smashed The Mayor for 22. Chuck Norris reigned them in with a match turning 2 for 5 while singing "I Think I Love You" (lyrics), with deliveries that began climbing in September and peaked at Number 1 last night at the WICC.

Wearing a pretty black and pink floral dress with shoe-string straps and his hair in a soft, wavy bob, MVP Our Kylie said he would perform a specially crafted set list, different to that of his current KylieX2009 world tour. His deliveries were all little beauties and the Partridge Family went for chance after chance falling 4 0UT for just the one run. Our Kylie's guests, including politicians, A-list actors, musicians and the Dubai royal family, will be treated to a $A6.58 million fireworks display lighting up the entire WICC car park.

Gilly and Freaky sealed the win with tight, looping, delicious deliveries and Captain Nads was pleased. Gladdy was unable to bowl after failing to remember to powder his shoulder (Rule 16) just before the match. Gilly and Freaky lifted taking several wickets with more tight, looping, delicious deliveries and Captain Nads was pleased.

The Partridge Family tried feebly to rebound.

Revival Failures

Late in the second partnership, The Partridge Family answered with two different made for TV movies aired on different networks; Come On Get Happy: The Partridge Family Story and The David Cassidy Story .

While both the 2nd and 3rd parntership movies were criticized by Nads and Freaky as being inaccurate, they did recreate imagery of bouncing deliveries and misqueued, off-key discontent in the P Family camp.

In the fourth partnership, Sub In Beer Boy Itchy Bon Jovi spanked poor little David Cassidy for a HAT TRICK (FINE CREDIT!!!) and the P Family was Livin on a Prayer.

Partridge Family Washed Up

The Fathers ripped it up in the second innings with Itchy(5) and Norris(6) setting the platform and Gilly (+/- 0) and Freaky (steady) built on it. The Mayor (27) and Gladdy (nudge those heatseekers lightly back down the pitch for 1) raised the bar yet again and eased the workload for Nads(controversial 7) and Our Kylie (FFCC Season High 46) and the amber liquid gold flowed in the car park. There were about a thousand FINES.