Friday, June 22, 2007

NORRIS HEEDS CRY FOR HELP: CUTS SHORT SEMI-RETIREMENT

South Canberra Chronicle June 2007

In a gala press release at the LCG: home of indoor cricket, Indoor Cricket Australia (ICA) announced that one of it's Bawley Point International representative stalwarts is making a shock return from semi-retirement for next Wednesday's 8:10pm clash against HOWEZAT.

When probed as to the timing of Norris' return, with the encampment season looming, the ICA would neither confirm nor deny that drugs, alcohol or karaoke had anything to do with Norris' pre-mature return to the nets at the NICC.

Norris' manager described the return as a major boost to the fledgling Fathers. "The crowd will be at capacity next Wednesday in anticipation of seeing Norris improve on the -14 he scored in his last at bat."

TAB Sportsbet now has the Founding Fathers ($1.40) as run away favourites to beat HOWEZAT ($2.80).

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