Founding Fathers pick up the pieces at Filthies

The FFCC senior leadership group congregated at Filthies last night after a long break from the indoor game to reflect on what could have been and crap on about various cricket and non-cricket crap. Semi Final night was confirmed a disaster and many Fathers have lapsed into deep depression after being completely smashed by the first place team and then losing by a run to the third place team to miss out on the Grand Final.

At risk of being labelled a bad loser, Norris ignored messages from the WICC pleading for the Fathers to take their place in the Grand Final after the third place team withdrew in controversial circumstances. Norris finally rang the WICC and told them they could "get stuffed cuz The Fathers will be at the pub sinkin' p!ss". The nervous WICC representative asked Norry if The Fathers would be returning for another season upon which Norris negotiated a bye night every two months to ensure a longstanding tradition of excess on pub night. Norris went further. "You pr!cks oughta give us some decent bats and poor Gilly's gloves are ripping apart at the seams." Norris backed down when Tony threatened to enforce strict liquor licence rules preventing The Fathers from bringing their own grog into the WICC on match night.

The good news is a new dawn is breaking and the FFCC player list has never had more character and depth.

The Founding Fathers Player list for season 5 includes:
1. Nads
2. Norris
3. Choco
4. Snorkey
5. Gilly
6. Hugo
7. Itchy
8. Gladdy
9. Our Kylie (9:30 matches only)
10. KEVIN! (on demand)
11. Kermie
12. Madman
13. Harmie
14. Billy the Kid - don't have Billy's e-mail - Madman do you have it?
15. Cheezy
16. Gristle (confirmed match fit and available)
17. Freaky (rumoured return from retirement)
18. Inzy (minor niggles - expected return Rd 14)

The Fathers are set to take the WICC by storm this season. It's conceivable that Founding Fathers A could join the league. With a player list like this we are serious minor premiership contenders (no more matches with 5 or six players mid season). And the beer boy rotation will be just right.

Round 1 FFCC 8 - 6:50pm next Tuesday 20 May 2008
1. Nads
2. Norris
3. Itchy
4. Snorkey
5. Gilly
6. Hugo
7. Madman - Captain
8. Cheezy - beer boy

You will need to bring $50 to your first match and $15 per match thereafter. Your $35 goes towards: smart new kit, WICC membership fee, covering the cost of late withdrawls, pub night once every two months and rhinoplasty for Snork. You will probably have to kick in $50 twice during the season unless the corporate sponsorship drive is immensely successful.


Encampment News!
The date could be the weekend of Saturday 24 May (weekend after next!) - Snork to confirm date.
We want a good turn out so pencil it in and block out the entire month of June just in case.




Found Fathers and Smokin' Hot Lady Friends Big Night Out
A big night is touted. Nads is the man with a plan.